People who open up their cell phones during movies. I’m sitting there, watching the screen and all of a sudden I see this bright, aqua colored light from the corner of my eye. And of course I have to glance over. Annoys the crap out of me. Can people not go two hours without communicating with other people or hoping other people are trying to communicate with them?
I also hate people who walk from the grocery store to their car and have to cross the path of my car as they go. I don’t hate all of them. Just the ones who walk right in front of my car without hesitation. At least consider the fact that I may run you over. Just the fact that you are so bold as to think that I will stop gives me the tiniest urge to maybe give you the slightest tap with the front of my Honda. Perhaps I’d get a little thrill from watching your cans of Green Giant chick peas bounce and roll into the cart corral as you lay stunned in the Publix parking lot.