You know, I really, truly dig Keith Jarrett’s music. I think he is a masterful pianist. He charges an arm and a leg for his cds, and while I refuse to pay $18 for one cd, I do think he is justified in doing so. He is a genius at his craft.

HOWEVER, sometimes his grunts and groans really get to me. I try not to let it distract me from that ethereal touch of his, but the sounds he makes are oft times similar to that of an old man having an epileptic seizure OR of an even older man having a very painful/pleasurable orgasm. You choose which.