I read the following in a recent edition of Esquire magazine

Single men in monogamous relationships have a lot more sex than married men (4.5 times versus 2.7 times per week, or 66% more)

Hmm. I wonder if when my male friends ask me when I am getting married, if they are really asking, “When are you going to allow yourself to be castrated?”

I kid. Kinda.

The article also says

The more money men make, the more sex they have, but the men who have the most sex — more than 15 times a week — make less than $100,000 a year.

Next job interview:

Interviewer: And how much were you looking for salary-wise?

Me: Well…I won’t take a penny over ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred ninety-nine dollars and ninety-nine cents.