1) Yell into the microphone like some crazed maniac

2) Belong to anything called a “Zoo Crew”

3) Refer to the Rutgers Women’s basketball team as a bunch of “ho’s”

4) Play anything Miles recorded after 1969 (personal opinion)

5) Spend their weekends at some festivity, standing alongside a van with flashing lights and megaphones on the roof, screaming into a microphone like some crazed maniac

6) Play Kenny G or anything from the bastard sons/daughters of Kenny G

7) Refer to their nightly ballad format as “The Quiet Storm”

Refer to anything they play as an “Oldie but Goodie”

9) Diss Sinatra or Louis

10) Say That Jazz Is Dead