Are you kidding me? How would you like to spend 75 years being known by one name, and then have some star gazing assholes change it to something lame like Plutoid? I hope Pluto tells all of his celestial buddies that Plutoid is just his slave name.

Already, I can see the following conversation taking place:

Saturn: Plutoid?? What the hell is a Plutoid?

Plutoid: Leave me alone. I didn’t pick the friggin’ name. Why couldn’t I have just been left undiscovered?

Mars: Hehe. Plutoid. Rhymes with hemorrhoid. Do you like Altoids?

Plutoid: I’m getting mad over here.

The Sun: Jeez. You gonna take that? If they renamed me, you know what I’d do? Blow up like a supernova and scorch all them sonsofbitches. The Sun don’t play that shit.

The Moon: That’s fucked up, man.

Uranus: Aha! You’re the bitch of the Solar System.

Pluto. Are you kidding me? You name is YOUR ANUS. Shut the hell up.