When people ask me how I feel about certain social or political issues, I never give them my answer. Instead, I tell them, “If you really want to know how I feel, talk to Toby Keith. Why? Because nobody knows ‘black society’, nobody knows what goes on inside the mind of black people more than Toby Keith.” Who knows more about black disenfranchisement than Toby Keith? Who has seen and suffered the slings and arrows of racism and rabid discrimination more than Toby Keith? I’ll tell you who. Nobody. So, if you want to know what black people are thinking, what black people feel deep inside, then — “Oh, wait a minute. Did I say ask Toby Keith? Wow. I’m sorry. If you want to buy a Ford truck OR if you want to know how to appeal to the masses with mediocre drivel OR you desire instructions on how to literally lodge a boot inside the ass of someone, then Mr. Keith can help you.” However, if you want to know how black people feel about — oh, I don’t know — Barack Obama, well…ask a black person.
Black people would say that Obama acts, talks and carries himself like a white person? Hm. Then I am confused. Because Obama doesn’t walk like you, Toby. He definitely doesn’t talk like you and he’s not a lumbering drone either. So…either he is just a man, an individual and not trying to portray himself as anything other than what he is OR you have a rather jacked up view of how ALL white people are. There’s nothing more insulting than confining a whole race, religion or nationality to a generalization. Trust me, Toby, if all people (whether they be black, white or whatever) acted, talked and carried themselves like you, this country would be in desperate need of additional funding for mental retardation.
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RHPT Said:
Did Toby Keith just call Obama an Uncle Tom?
Nubbin Said:
I know that it’s not always appropriate to make a joke when someone is trying to get a serious point across.
But F*** the Taliban!