Oh, he’s the type of guy that preys on fears and ignorance
He makes a chick his VP pick, there goes experience
He holds out this carrot to the fans of Hillary
And thinks them dumb enough to simply vote anatomically
They call him the panderer - yeah - the panderer
Oh, his nose is brown, it’s brown, it’s brown, it’s brown

He’s got Cindy on his left arm and now Sarah on his right
How long before he calls this one the c-word late one night
Don’t think me crude or call me rude or label me a jerk
These words that chide attempt to hide my fear that this may work

Four more years of wars and tears and a failed economy
For heaven’s sake, too much to take. Please protect D.C.
From the panderer - yeah - the panderer
He’ll take “Roe” down, down, down, down