Do you know why? It’s because he is the only person I know who can cheat his way into attaining the most coveted record in ALL of sports, get charged with 10 counts of perjury, 1 count of obstruction of justice, have an entire book written about him, abundant with proof that he slathered himself in performance enhancing drugs, and yet, when he walks into AT&T ballpark, the people, they cheer. Not only do they cheer, but they give Mr. Bonds a standing O. That would be like a man making love to his wife’s hot sister in his marital bed and his wife walking in and catching him red handed. But instead of beating the crap out of him, she strips to her bare essentials and joins in.

What a kick in a nuts.