Mark McGwire finally admitted today that he used steroids during the majority of his major league baseball career. This includes 1998 when he broke the single-season home run record. Are any of us surprised?

McGwire, Bonds and Sosa should all be excommunicated from major league baseball. They should be forced to live in a soot covered tent city under some overpass in the middle of asscrack Nebraska — somewhere far away from the applause and adulation, away from the pop of flash bulbs and hard body swimsuit vixens. Those iniquitous frauds with their shriveled testicles and acne riddled backs should be stripped of their medals and their hardware and the tainted millions they earned while defecating on the thing they were supposed to love the most. None of these men should ever be given the opportunity to step foot inside of a big league ballpark again. And the doors to the Hall of Fame should be permanently slammed in their faces.

“Looking back, I wish I had never played during the steroid era,” McGwire said. You and me both, buddy. I saw you play in Busch stadium during your final year. I was nearly blinded by all the camera flashes that ignited the entire ballpark every time you stepped up to the plate. Better than sex, wasn’t it, Big Mac? I bet it was.

Every man deserves a second chance. I agree with that statement. Only, I don’t think you deserve a second chance in the majors. You had your chance. For a few glorious years, you were the king of the hill. Now, if you had any respect left for the game, you would just walk away and fade into the distance.

I hear Foot Locker is hiring.

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